attack of the killer stilettos
I have three pairs of shoes under my desk right now. One of them is on my feet.
These (approximately) are my Tevas. They are good for walking here and home and practically anywhere else.
These are my trusty old standby Danskos. They are good for surviving over two years of daily wear while remaining classy and comfortable.
These are The New Hotness. They are good for absolutely nothing, and yet they are the ones on my feet.
In fact, they are so completely, uselessly sexy that I think I will wear them to Raven's wedding and try to spend as much time sitting down as possible. I wonder if these orthographically-challenged items work...has anyone got an opinion? Because otherwise my feet may never be the same. I can't take off the Red Shoes! Help!
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