The pilot light has gone out on my Nice & Patient. This has shorted out the Mental Editor subsystem and now I am saying things on the phone like, "I prefer to put you through to his voicemail, because then I won't write your name down wrong or anything."
Clearly the Competence Complex is also endangered.
This couldn't possibly have anything to do with staying up till three-thirty on Saturday night, could it? Perish the thought! It's probably the infamous Humboldt black mold. One of these days I am going to reach up to scratch my nose and my whole head is going to collapse.
See? the Mental Editor is definitely down for the count.
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schneptune) wrote,
bored
